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A Handy Guide For Getting Rid of Feathers

    A Handy Guide for Getting Rid of Feathers  Feathers: We all know them. They get inside every nook and cranny. This guide will help you eradicate them from your house. The one thing all feathers hate are... PILLOWS! Pillows, notorious among feather communities as voracious predators that maliciously consume millions of feathers every minute. Efforts are underway by feather activists to breed new pillows that feed on types of foam, but have met with great resistance by traditional breeders of pillows. A well-trained pillow can be devastating to even a centuries-old feather establishment, but be warned. If you invite a poorly managed pillow into your home, then your feathers will be gone, but perhaps at the cost of any furniture you may possess. If you wish to find a non-violent way to remove feathers from your house, you can try a mixture of peppermint, lavender and almond oil sprayed into feather colonies, but the feathers may simply pack up and move to a differe...

Jelly Backpacks

Jelly Backpacks And Their Dangers Backpacks are very heavy and sometimes slimy. When backpacks are slimy they fall into a pit of jellyfish. This causes them to become jelly backpacks. Jelly backpacks sting and bite and smack you. Jelly backpacks are spreading throughout the world. This must be stopped. Jelly backpacks sting you and innocent books, causing them to die. This is a problem because jelly backpacks have mutated into super jelly backpacks. This will not be helpful at all. It can potentially be a horrible disaster for the population of books. Jelly backpacks could cause the endangered book population to decline further. We can stop the jelly backpack population from growing by staying off electronics to keep super jelly backpacks from forming, which will make the jelly backpack population easier to control. Of course we will keep the population alive in controlled settings, such as a zoo enclosure or a natural park with the necessary resources t...